deviant behaviour

 

#vss365 (ok, it's not very short)

"Is this the little kid I carried?" she sounded just like Topol in 'Fiddler on the Roof'.

"How now brown cow?"

"This is not the time for Benny Hill," she shifted to Michael Corleone.

"Okie. Wassup?"

"My kid's in love."

"That’s lovely."

"And having sex."

"Come on, that’s better than depression and loneliness."

"That's #deviant. It should be banned outside marriage."

"Why should parents spend lots on a wedding for people to have sex?"

"That’s a parent's right. Eeew! Thinking about it gives me the creeps."

"Move with the times. Who is the lucky one?"

"Your kid."

"What the hell! Yuck! How can they? We should get them married."

"They are not interested."

"Tradition! Tra dee shon!" 

We did the wine-bottle dance to drown our sorrow in sweat and tears.