Friday, November 24, 2023

dating app profile

 

"Pa, is this your profile for the XY dating app?"


"Yupp."


"Will vacuum, mop, wash dishes, cook chicken, fry potato. Hate BO! Immerse thyself in #lavender oil. Sex twice a week."


"Well?"


"How did you get Ma?"


"She was special. Should I rewrite?"


"Rebirth, please."


#vss365


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