Thursday, November 28, 2024

How I met your Mom/Pop on a...

 

Everyone has their 'How I met your Mom/Pop on a #train or plane' tale.


I don't.


I met her lover.


Jolly guy showed me his lover's chat. Her DP. DMs with "Baby Boo", red hearts et al. 


She sends me the same.


I had to kill him.


And her.


It was bloody. 


One dead.


Me.


#vss365


Wednesday, November 27, 2024

from 'Only One That Remains'

 

I have no questions I need no answers, here.

You cannot accuse, in jail, you can't #complain.

I look through bars for a Muse on visitors’ day,

You or Love, Life or Freedom, Nature or Solitude,

Those fancy names mean little, here.

Memory alone tucks me in with a lullaby.


#vss365


from


https://gatheredthoughts-swapna.blogspot.com/2010/09/only-one-that-remains.html




The Wife's Thoughts

 

You are late, I tell him,

But with a sheepish grin,

He holds me, my whim.

There’s no gain

If I #complain,

If all I want is sin...


#vss365


from 


https://gatheredthoughts-swapna.blogspot.com/2010/10/gigolo.html




Tuesday, November 26, 2024

the murdered & the murderers

 

"Are these posters of the murdered or the murderers?"


"Both are the same. Earlier, retaliation used to be quick. Justice can't be #delayed, right? Hack off limbs, burn that too. Then, no use for surgery, right? That's only when one tries to teach a lesson, not to kill."


#vss365


from


https://justoneavatar.blogspot.com/2012/06/footsteps-in-dark.html


Monday, November 25, 2024

The Skerry of Dashed Hope

 

When love died, Heaven

turned out to be the #Skerry 

of Dashed Hope. Hell too.


#vss365

#haiku #senryu ?


Sunday, November 24, 2024

without a tomorrow

 

In the lift, there's a man in tuxedo, gelled hair, gleaming from top to toes. Did he call me a half-naked fakir?


I go to the seaside, to be with people like me, without a tomorrow, glad to have a sunset that won't last, staring at the #horizon, then azure now concrete.


#vss365


from


https://justoneavatar.blogspot.com/2017/04/incomplete-unedited-notes-colombo.html




Saturday, November 23, 2024

No hubby

 

"Swapna, there will be five men by you when you deliver your baby."


"..."


"An ex, a non-ex, the father, another and moi."


"Did you #hop on the bandwagon? Got one thing right. No hubby."


"When is the baby due?"


"18 years +- 4."


"That long?"


"We are only 14."


"Ah!"


#vss365


Friday, November 22, 2024

from 'Because of the Rain' aka anti-censors

 

The Librarian remembered that VeeCee sat in a trance gazing at... 


The #rain-soaked fertile fields; trees swaying; grey clouds, pregnant; a strange mist settling like a diaphanous veil over the face of those hills. 


"Truly sublime," she said. "But then, it got weird."


#vss365


from my short story 'Because of the Rain':


https://justoneavatar.blogspot.com/2012/06/because-of-rain.html


Wednesday, November 20, 2024

'stare'

 

My pal and I were young


And the lady 

in the black chiffon saree 

saw us

'staring' 


(what do you call 

the 'stare' you give

a Rodin

or a Caravaggio,

is it #sightseeing?)


And smiled

(god!).


Now, we are old

And we might notice her husband

When we fall in love with her.


#vss365


Tuesday, November 19, 2024

living in a suitcase

 

Matrimonial ad:

'I'm living in a #suitcase.

Like-minded apply.'


Swiped right, with fervour.

'I'm dying in another's.'

Epitaph will say.


#vss365

#haiku #senryu ?


Monday, November 18, 2024

It's not the journey that matters

 

There, in the doc's waiting room,

It's not the #journey that matters,


It's the destination, silly,

Could be the morgue or not,


There, with 36 who have lived,

Sex, job, wealth, family, all ticked,


They must have said ILU,

Whispered, muttered or cursed,


Doesn't matter.


#vss365


Wednesday, November 13, 2024

symbols

 

what do you symbolize,


my dear #lobster,


is it temptation

or too much luck,

(what's that now luck)


is it undying love

or mating for life

(o don't complain lust or love)


or should I recall

the mess we made at Juhu Mahesh Lunch Home


(I still loved you then you know)


#vss365


Tuesday, November 12, 2024

What lies ahead for me?

 

"Weather?"


"Humid."


"Food?"


"Burger."


"Love?"


"#Amber."


"Lust?"


"Green."


"Marriage?"


"Red."


"O Spirits!"


"Guru! What lies ahead for me?"


"Next summer,

At a traffic light, 

Munching bad food, 

Winking at women, 

It will hit you."


"Truck?"


"Your wife's fist."


#vss365


Sunday, November 10, 2024

you love me

 

"You love me," I said


"That's corny," she said.


"But, that’s what I feel. What’s the point in saying I love you if I don't feel you feel it?"


"Duh!"


"But not a #dud, right?"


She shrugged. Smiled. "You too love me."


"Yikes, that's definitely schmaltzy," I said.


#vss365


(Again! Sorry for using my old stuff for #vss365. Water woes yet again have short-circuited the few grey cells I have.)


From


https://justoneavatar.blogspot.com/2014/05/seconds.html


Saturday, November 9, 2024

peeking toms

 

"Let's go birdwatching," she said the morning after. The cold finger of dread traced a line from the hypothalamus to the gluteus maximus.


I avoid budding ornithologists. Serious when funny and vice versa, they show rigor mortis when the feathered lot shun #peeking toms.


#vss365


from


https://justoneavatar.blogspot.com/2014/05/seconds.html


Friday, November 8, 2024

return of the crazy

 

His hometown changed. The liberal and the conservatives teamed up. The left became an alternative right. People revived religious beliefs their forefathers had debunked. It was difficult to escape its #pervasive influence. That God got back its voice and ruled the stage.


#vss365


from my short story 'Gutter Talk':


https://justoneavatar.blogspot.com/2013/10/gutter-talk.html


Thursday, November 7, 2024

the one in my head

 

I've never been to a #swamp

Other than the one in my head,


Did nature or nurture cause that

Or is it another daydream,


I can ask the ghosts that rise 

But they are not true or helpful,


Did love or failure cause that

Or is it a lush paradise,


To wallow or not to sink?


#vss365


Tuesday, November 5, 2024

awake and not dumb

 

I'm a type of Rip Van Winkle,

Awake but dumb for decades,


Talking to one I cared about,

This time no blunder of past,


No more of my life, or wisdom,

She has no use for such, at all,


I should listen, let her fall, or

Rise, for max #impact, or not, 


Awake and not dumb.


#vss365


Monday, November 4, 2024

curséd

 

Weddings here are simple less-than-5-min affairs.


In between the start (couple enters) and the end (junta races to the dining hall), no one hears the priest chant (in the vernacular):


"You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave this curséd #portal."


#vss365


(with all due respect to Eagles and lovers of 'Hotel California')


Sunday, November 3, 2024

migrant workers

 

Yesterday, the police questioned two migrant workers in connection with the Mritya murder case.


Today, the two were found dead in a pond. 


According to post-mortem, they drowned in the pond.


Locals say that only the dead can #submerge themselves in the shallow pond. 


#vss365


from


https://justoneavatar.blogspot.com/2014/01/murder-scrapbook.html


Friday, November 1, 2024

primal puzzle

 

According to 'The History of Homo Sapiens', the primal #puzzle is: why did they say 'I love you'?


It's believed a male first tried it to mask a shortcoming, say the quality of meat. 


Or, was it a lady fond of cave painting who used it to postpone meals and baser needs?


#vss365